I applaud The Newvision and Connect Uganda for these tips.Bigup guys
Another tip i add is One should always move with his/her Immigration and other identification Documents all the time.

okuwoona deportation people
1. need to learn to mind their own business nokwewala entalo ezireteebwa ebintu ebyenjawulo ngokwagala bakabasajja oba abasajja abalina abantu babwe!!!

2. abantu bamannye ekyabaleeta oba kola kola sso ssi kudda mu bibaala na biduula!! anti eyo gye babayolera!

Ma tips are:
No one will be depoted if atall she or he has proper doccuments. So if you do not have doccuments try to be very careful for example here in Sweden we have what is called akaji where we draw cards when going to take train. do not kick akajji try to have a buss/ train card
2.

Banange abantu bayige okutambula nebikola bave mukuzanyisa obulamu bwabwe bave mubwenzi.

Mwewale okutambula ekiro mu kirindi naddala mu motoka nga muva mu masanyu, kuba olubakwata buli omu bamuzza wabbali nebamubuuza ebimukwatako. Kati bwoba okolera mu bipapula bya X ate nebabuuza munno ye nabagamba nti ggwe Y olwo nga emitawaana gizze. Make sure nti botambula nabo baba bamanyi ebikwatako ate nga kino sikyangu kuba abantu bekisa ebibakwatako, kyokka nebagala okucakala. Awo okubewala tuula ewuwo oba tambulira kumpimpi

Am so concerned about this topic, bse how can a whole country come out and startbuffeling over their citizens being deported.
These are people who went to work to earn a living ang instead of being protected, they are just laughed at.
-First of all, the Immigration office entebbe is very much responsible for every ugandan being deported. I f they donnt accept those depoties entry, then how will they be deported. eg. Nigerians deny their citizens if it comes to such cases but why not we Ugandans.
-Secondly , Ugandans we are sharp, just keep that sharpnes even if you come abroad, study the situation in the country your living in, awo otandikke okuyiya.
Anybody who needs private tips to survive deportation , my last tip is, if your situation is still hidden, never mention where you come from and avoid moving with feloow country men who have papers already.

Those women who are jealous, calling it obwenzi, that can happen to anyones son, so their mothers, let them think bfore saying obwenzi.

Okuwona deportation mwekweeke nga mumanyi nti essawa yonna bakukwata kola nnyo so si kweragila ku be uganda nga bwoli obulungi.
kale buli ssente zokola zikolemu ekintu eka.okusinga okugenda mubiduula.nga osika empale. era wewale abe nnugu.

Be careful with the friends you make, especially with the fellow Ugandans. Most of them do not have good intentions and are always jealous!!

mwewale groups za bana uganda kubanga balina enuggu nyigi nyoo oli nebwaba talina mpapula ayinza okulooza nti ogenda kumulopa so yenakwesoka atte ela bana uganda muyige okusilikila ebyama byamwe mulekele awoo okwenyumya ko copy other people from other countries

mike nze ndowooza nti
1. abantu nga tebagula poloti kyaddondo na kuyiwa musenyu basooke bakole ku byempapula awo future eterere...oba bakusabye mutwalo guweeyo oteleze empapula olwo ogule polooti- ebibanja nebigenderako!!!

oteletolinda mpapula kuggwako nga tolina plan b wakiri ob tolina 10k funayo omu polish omukube ekidaala ebirala olirabira eyo kasita oba oterezezza future!!ze
2. ekirala banange abantu bagambeko balekele awo enkwe nokushoppinga( okuloopa) bannabwe anti fenna wano twajja kuyiiya nazirina lukya ne ziggwaawo ngebyatuuse ku ssali.

Deportation is inevitable but when it happens, there is no support from our govt. Wano abazungu nabo babadeportinga naye olutuuka bamulabirira naweebwa benefitsze natandikirako. Ewaffe immigration ebeera ku mugano nga gwa nswa nga deportee atuuse era bamanya okulya kulabise. Bwaba talina sente akadukulu takawona. Omuntu atakomyeewo lwabubbi lwaki bamusiba? Wadde topic yavudde Uganda, sirowooza nti batulumirwa! Nolweekyo atalina mpapula alina okuterekawo akasente for that "rainy day" when and if it comes

Nalisabye buli amanyi nti alina ekigendelewa mu uk wewale things like
Driving offences
Clubing and getting drunk
Be active in your job togaya milimo this is no one bussines
Do not do comptions if they get stuff of brand ,go for PRIMACK & PEACOCK LIDIO NETO anly 4 shot time
Atend a church coz some time u get idears from th church

TRUST IN GOD AND BE HONEST. GOD WILL PROTECT AND GUIDE YOU TOO!

Esonga endala kibela kilungi nobela nabantu nga temuva munsi yemu obugya bubela nga butono
Pride yo like wagula taaka, wazimba njju wasoma nyo kitawo ne maamawo they awell to do
that sort of things just keep it for you self tomala gogela gyobela just kawempe that all
people abatava ug tebabuza wa ezactily gyobela e uganda some of them the thin in MALOGO,KULEMESA every progress gyokola keep that pride its youz i mean its credited to your achivement some people the are not in that position

Banange ebintu tusoke tubujjemu kyebayita obukyayi kuba abantu bebasinze okukwata nebazibwayo basinga kubakawata ngabaziza emisango oba nga bakwekengedde nga mukwano gwomulimbi bweyali. naye ekitufu tuyige nokwenyonyolako oba okwewozako olusi wandiyambibwa

ABO ABATALINA MPAPULA NAABO ABALINA FENNA TULI KYEKIMU KUNO SI KWAFFE.MUKOLE NGA MUMANYI NTI LUMU MUJJA KUDDAYO.

MUKOONE DANCE!

oba osazewo kufuna mubezi funa ali mu mitendero nga gyolimu tomanya muyinza okutesa nga mwagala kuda kubujajajja
Nemutandikira awo life bwetyo no body was born with documents look at OBAMA
byayisemu its alot

Always move with yr proper identifications ie passports,avoid going to places where expect policemen when you dont have valid documents.Should have some money with ,credit on yr phone.identify good people(friends) who can help you incase of any problem.limit the movememt

Ensi eno!!!!!!!!! lwaki banna uganda twewaabanga?

most people who have wht they call EBIPAPULA ask them what do they have back home10 yrz in uk?
they drive expensive cars using nigerian 419 tips most of the ebos from nigeria.
They are the one having to much fun then you think that we are all the same who told you?
their is a saying tha t OMUNAKU KAMA YELANDIZA YEKA pliz dont ask for kakunizo but next time

waliwo abali ku payroll nga bo they survive by reporting illigal immigrants.
Mbega talina mugandawe yadde mukwano gwe.

Let us not forget what we came to do here, we should know that this is and shall never be our home let it be that you have papers or not. We do not know where this world is heading and what will happen tomorrow, you see the black americans to today are still isolated. Nze ngamba twelagile eli ewafe gyebayinza okumanya nti ye gwe naye eno teli amanyi na jajja wo.

Thats so sad....But wot i can say is ''buli mbuzzi eba nolunaku lwayo'' so be prepared for it of course wen u aint legal in the country..Be with friends who can bail you out..Tebasobola kuzayo stright away....so webakukwata sabba asylum then otandike okuwoza..waliwo story nyinji..nga eya GAY yetunda katti wanno e England . Of course we all know that Meseveni ordered the CMI to search them(GAYS) out and lock them up(Punishable by life imprisonment) Loads of GAYS who can help u..Totya tebayina kyebagenda kukola like okwagala...no gwe just pretend......But above all GUYZ MOVE PREPARED...sagala bakukwatte otandikke kuyiya kasela akko
God Bless u all

banange banauganda tumanye ki ekyatuleta banafe abamu bwebatuka wanoo baba bamanyi nti batuse nebelabila ki ekyabaleta
AKAJJA OBUNAKU ------kemanya

1.ELI ABALINA EMPAPULA.Omusango tegumanyi nyumba mbi,kale no ffe nga banansi(UGANDAN)tuyige okuyamba banaffe nga tuli kumawanga ebya mawanga(tribes)Amadini,Politics tubileke ekka(uganda)awo tulyoke tugunjewo projects, clubs,oba kati nga bwolaba radio yaffe enno oba magazines okusomesa banaffe(just landed)okuyinza okwewala oba okufuna obutuze.ekyokulabirako waliwo MAGAZINE JEBAYITA (AFRICAN COURIER)Eyambye nyo abantu mu Germany abantu okumanya rights zabwe ngebanyonyola amateka amapya agakajja kubanga Germany nsi nzibunyo mu mateka,engeri omuntu jayinza okwewala oba okwanguwa okufuna empapula.Tuleme kudda mu kudula kubanga bwetubanga tufunye empapula.Abatuze bebasingira dala okubuzabuza ba just landed babatandikiza munjawukana zabwe abalala bagala banyigiliza bwolala nga mugezi awo gwe omukyawa bukyayi.
2.ELI ABATALINA MPAPULA.Mweyise bulungi nga mwakajja, tosoka kwegatta mangu nabantu bosanze kunno sokka okeko wansi bera muyizzi mulungi era omwetowazze osobole okufuna information emala okuva mubantu ebanjawulo tonyoma standard zabantu bosanze kunno wadde gwe ozze osomye nyo manya ekikulese kunno.Muganda wange oba mwanyinazze OMUNTU AMANYA JAVA ATERA OKUMANYA JALAGA"
3.EMBASSY.Muyambe omuntu yena kasita abanga asobola ogwogera olulimu olumu kwezo eniimi eza Uganda okwo nga ojjeko oluzungu ekiraga nti omuntu oyo muna Uganda,kubanga bangi bajja nebeyita bana Uganda okugeza aba nigeria banji bakozesa nyo ensi endala okufunirako empapula.Bwe muzula omuntu oyo nti munaffe Wakira temumuwa TC,ekyo kimuyamba obutamuzza kka(Uganda)
4.Bwoba omazze okusaba ekiyumba(oyinza okukiyita ngabwoba oyagadde)kolla copies za file yo oziterese ewa mukwano gwo.
5.Nonya amasinzizo golaba nti malungi,Muzikiti,Makanisa singa oba ofunye agewaffe kiringu nyo naye bwoba togafunye laba malungi gayamba nyo nadala singa oba otuseko ekizibu.
6.Bwoba otuse geza okufuna ka room ko webezewo oleme kutulilira banganda bwoba obalina basabe nti oyogala kufuna room yo tolinda kumala kuyomba olwo nolyoka weyawula.
6.Topapa kuwereza ssente ekka.
7.okucakala kwesonyiwe,abasajja oba bakazzi jira obesonyiwa.
8.Bana Uganda banange tukope ebintu byetulaba ku ensi endala byezikozesa gamba nga India,Nigeria,Gambia,waliwo enjogera egamba nti"PATEL(omuyindi) TAFFA"bwebalabanga nga Patel amanyi gamuwedemu nga adayo e India ngasindika muganda we mumanya ge olwo ye nga asigalayo mpakka lweyafa ono patel omupya nga adukanya emilimo.Mwebalanyo banansi banange.Akumme atakumira mpera-

What a topic! My best advice is for one to be vigilant. Have a time frame. For how long would you want to be where you are under the circumstances. Every objective must have a deadline. If you are where you are to look for capital, determine how much capital you are looking for and within what period. If it is achievable, return home and set up a small business. Do not hang in there even when u see that all odds are against you. I returned to Uganda with an idea and just 500 pounds after staying in the away for 18 months, today I earn in excess of 30,000 Pounds a month from my telecom business. If it is not going well where you are, there is a life out of there if you have the courage and innovativeness. Look for ideas, study them, see if you can make them work back home. Good luck guys!!!

banange tetuganye abantu abamu balina empapula ate abamu tebalina
naye abantu abalina empapula balyagadde nyo okuyamba aboo abatayina ,naye
akabii kava kubantu abatayina mpapula okugeza nga wano mu holland abantu aboo bogerera bubii nyo abantu abalina empapula
okugenza nti abalina empapula baba balwadde basilimu ,bwaba omukazii nti yajamu lubitto kyebavabafuna empapula kale omuntu
ngoyo onatandikilawa omuyamba?????
bantu banafee tuve mungambo bwoba tolina mpapula atenganze nina nsobola okuwa kumagezi genazifunamu osanga nawe mukama anakuyamba
nofuna ezizo kubanga fena twaja kufuna ate Ono alya noli alya yemere ewoma
wacha mumudomo

Bannange eri abo bonna abali mu sweden nga tebalina mpapula, waliwo ekibiina ekibayamba webaba balwadde okugeza nga omukyala yetaaga okuzaala, amaddagala oyo atalina mpapula geyalyetaaze naye nga tasobola kugajjayo engeri gyaba ali illegally munsi. Ekibiina kino kiri stockholm era nga kidemostratinga buli lwa kusatu olweggulo awo ku palamenti nga kisaba gavumenti okubaddiramu okubawa empapula mpozzi ne ku sociial situations.

Eri oyo atannafuna mpapula yrna taata oba maama nkwegayiridde wesonyiwe ebibinja byabantu bomanyi nti ba criminals oba abakola ebintu amateeka byegata3kiriza munsi omwo mwoli..
Wegenderize ba aina oba pa polisi, wobalaba weta wefuule atamanyi byeboogera oba wekwase mbu olikubwangu olina gyolaga olina time ewomusawo kino okikola okugeza ngoli eyo mu tube oba olinda bus kwegamba toberaga
Wewale nyo ebifo gyomanyi nti ryo yo chansi nene okubaayo amapoliisi nabamenyi bamateeka
soonda obusente bwo kuluwuzi in case of a danger you just push
Woba ne mikwano londamu boobulira ebyama byo sibuli muntu mbu akwagaliza kirungi
Wooba tolina byakulya funa emikwano egirina family gyomanyi nti bafumba emmere, bakyalirenga otere olye emmere oleme kusiiba njala
Tewejalabya nyo na mulembe okugeza nga kugula bintu bipya nga amasimu, tv etc
OMusajja tokwana kwana nyo kuba oba oyonona sente mukulya dinners ne datings ! haha lol

thats what i think

So many years ago,awhite man sailed the coasts of Africa in the name of MISSIONERIES,When tese men arrived,they were wellcomed with both open hands with jubilations by the Africans not knowing that we were welcoming scavengers.
These same people bgan trading in human goods/exports(slaves) along with our minerals. AFRICA INCLUDING UGANDA was exploited of its natural resources,to make matters worse,the people were used to work for free under harsh conditions wereby,some lost their lives.
our jajjas made what these so called developed countries what they are now.
Look at the LOndon under ground PICADILLY LINE IN particular,its the longest in LONDON,But all that was excavetted buy the Black Slaves.
Instead of rewarding us,we were dumped in the Carribean island(Jamaica,fiji,etc).
Africa was depleted of its resources.
From the chains of slavery to tireless working without pay or respect,to the isolated world of the Carribeans and now to the strict and toughned boarders.
This is one world GOD MADE NO LIMITS BUT HUMANS DEMACATED THE EARTH TO CREATE POLITICAL BOARDERS.
We dont come here to still,we come hre to work and look after our families back home, But how on earth some say that yyou need papers to live and work in this country yet GOD WELCOMES EACH AND EVERY ONE AS LONG AS YOU ABIDE BY HIS LAW WHICH ARE STRAIGHT FORWARD.
PAPERS OR NO PAPERS,THERE'S NO WAY AM GONNA BECOME A PENSSIONNER IN THIS COUNTRY.MY HOME IS MY HOME AND RESPECT IS AWAITING MY ARRIVAL NO MATTER RETURNED OR LEFT ON MY WILL.
MAY OUR GOOD LORD BLESS YOU ALL.
ON THE OTHER HAND,THE ONLY TIP I CAN GIVE YOU,IS TO KNOW YOUR HUMAN RIGHTS,NO BODY WILL DEPORT YOU IF YOU'RE AWARE OF YOUR RIGHTS. Don't you worry,there's light at the end of the turnel

Ebyalo wano, kumpi era bilinga e kyadondo. Eno mukyalo buli kimu kumpi tubadde tukyali bulungi, fake eno akyakuba, ate nga nobulamu era si bwabeeyi nnyo nga mu London. Kati kye nkubiriza mwe abalina empapula banange mwekubirize mugende musome muve mu birimu limu. Ate gwe atalina mpapula nga oli mu London keera enkya osibeko odde mu kyalo lwojja okuwangala wano. Ate banange tuyige okwetegekera okuddayo, singa ebintu byononese. Okwewayo nga bamazze ku kwata si kiwagira, kubanga nze kyantukako naye ba guy batulugunya nowulira nga wetamidwa. Ate enakuzino basibira ne mu prison which is even worse. So when they catch,tell them to take u back if u know u cant win. Am talking from experience guys. Later.

Folks, First of all today i'm unable to listen to connect uganda, since i'm working at home, I'm hella bored LMAO.

KAKATI, bwoba nga omanyi nti papers NO !! Forget kukyakala, and make sure nti u deal with the right people,,, Me I'm CAKED UP Fellas, But still i don't get so close to these fake fellow Ugandans,,, One thing i know for sure,, I was waiting for a train and one black dude who was speaking German came to me and we talked a lil bit,, But when i told him that I'm going to Frabkfurt but i have never been there, he said OK, but after he left me,, like 5 minutes later, Police came checking on me,,, So i realized that they used him, when they came, streight Up asked for my Passport, I was LOUGHING my A""""" off as i was in fine position.

So I'm very sure this will work for you as it works for me,, One simple word, as long you are not in your home Country,,,

Bros n' sis's,,,, TRUST NO BODY,,, You came alone DIE alone...

I'm here now for 4 years and never been in troubles, I only club all night long when i'm in UG...

Folks be patient, Hustle harder and when you get home,, you'll party like a rock stars..

HOME SWEET HOME,, But not in a deportation style...

Have a nice day.

Concerned folks, in the category, dont bother travelling on bus passes, they tend to expair un knowningly(oysters card users) intead move on travel tickets whose dates are visible.Sorry for our fellow forks Ssali.

Guyz, i want to tell you that,,''Okukwata tekuyina formular,,, its like ''okuffa'' So teli agenda kuwa magezzi mbu owonne okuffa,,kuba newobela mu nyumba offa..But i have only one Advise..Mbu woba nga omanyi toyina Mpapula..kolla ki sente kyo ekyakuletta nga neweba bakukutte...omanyi mbu jebakuzza..ogenda kumalayo weeks atte ogende munsi endala.....
Secondly Trust in God.....Enno ensi yakatonda teli muntu nanyini wayo...
LAstly Just avoid being a pain in people's nutts...Be good , Friendly ela ojja kufuna favour okuva ewa bantu,,nga nowoba ogudde mu soo abantu bakununula
Thats me,,,,,,,And ma Prayer's that one day , that will be history

Bannange kibi nyo,ba guy balemesa obulamu,ate nabantu baffe,simanyi fitina gyebatwala.
Oyo abeera aluguddemu,tokiriza kumala gagenda,lubaale mbera,bwofuna gap,tandika,ebisigadde banabiraba

To survive deportation is only by being so care full about what you do and say because what you say can be used against you,make sure you avoid gang related actives and people who look suspicious to you.As you are working make sure to save some money for your problems and make sure when you get money file for legal papers in order to get permanent residence card(green card) it's easy to get one,just keep your self clean.

Thanx for this Topic. In most cases we bring up all these deportation to ourselves. All in all ma tips could b: Avoid offences. Be carefull the friends you choose, especially Ugandans. Stick on to the lie you made in the beginning. Entail yourself in any community work. Churches are always far better. We all love leisure opportunities but bwana un necessary movements can put you in fire. Get to know Y u went in a foriegn land. Always carry your documments. Cheers everyone and enjoy wherever you are!!

if possible, wewalile dala bana Uganda kuba bajja baseka tomanya mulungi namubbi....they r all fakes!

Iam really amazed to see that,whoever is responding to this Topic is saying ''avoid your fellow Ugandans''
whats wrong with Ugandans? you people are really bad to that extent????Lwaaki abantu mubeera n'emitima egyensolo?
why don't behave in the rght manner?
I think that's why we're very poor,illetrate,immoral......disgusting.
OK LET ME ASK EACH OF YOU TO LOOK AT YOUR NEIGHBOUR,FRIEND OR ANY UGANDAN NEXT TO YOU,DO YOU REALLY TRUST HIM/HER?
If not why?
By the way,eri wewaffe,so tetulina kutya kuddayo,olaba twasola okuvaayo ate lwaaki okudayo kuba kuzibu?????
Bana uganda bambi mukyuuse ku mpissa zamwe...fitinna mbaya,,,,Nnuggu....mbi nnyoo'.
WAMMA GWE MIKE ONKUBILA AKAYIMBA KA RAGGA DEE KEYAYITA NNUGGU...KANYUMILE ALL Ugandans in the diaspora with/without Bipapula.
akuume.
MPOZZI I WILL LEAVE WITH A QOUTATION FROM THE BIBLE,MATHEW 6:33.....34,Spare a moment and read this verse.

God bless you all, especially Ugandans abroad. I would like to let everybody know the situation we are in when abroad. Please try to avoid fellow Ugandans coming to your flat/apartment. the same people will tell the immigration officers when they are caught and even lead them to your flat. It happens here in Japan many times.

Being deported is negative, its not your wish at that time or moment.you may be wanting to go home , but not in that way.bakutute tewesikidde kanyebwa.haa thats what makes it bad.tewesiga mulyamere.even anative person from the church wanted me deported based on his own need ! oooh no ! EBIPAPURA TE WARI, POLITIE listened but GOD WAS ON MY SIDE,( KATONDA YAMBIKA AKASSUBI )HOWEVER MUCH SOMEONE WILL MAKE YOU DIRTY ,GOD ON YOUR SIDE ,NOCRIMINAL CASE OR EVEN WHEN YOU ARE GOOD LOOKING, CALM PERSON,POLICE WILL NEVER TAKE YOU AWAY THEY WILL JUST LOOK AT YOU AND DO NOTHING, TRUST NOBODY NOT EVEN A DOG FROM YOUR NEST DOOR.

My dear brothers and sisters where we are, is a different world with different aims. I note somethings here in Japan with my Husband, he has helped many Ugandans to come to Japan as you know it's not easy to get the visa but when people get here learning that he is doing well they turn against him wanting him to be deported. Actually when they come they live with us before they rent a flat, eat with us namenyaki nalekaki. God is on our side, whenever they try nothing happens. Especially some Ugandans from w.........Uganda sorry to say so. Please, please watch out your fellow Africans.

Kola kyosobo okukunganya akasente, kola entegegeka okulaba nti abantu bo tebetuuka kukibambulira kyolimu let them know embera bweri.. mulekere awo okwekubisa ebifananyi kumotoca zabendi keep it real with ya relatives..

banayu tukwatagane temuleta nugu ku banamwe kuba buli omu amanyi ekyamuleeta nolwekyo muffe ku buddala bwamwe.muve mubuvuyo.

i think comrades we need to mind about wat brought us other than creating hypocracy to our fellow ugandans
God bless all ugandans where ever u are
4 and my country

BANANGE, OKUSOKELA DALA SIKILUNGI NAYE TO BE DEPORTED, NAYE EKIKULU TULINA OKUBA NAMAZIMA WAMU BOBUNTUBULAMU KUBANGA TUYAMBYE ABANTU NAYE NEBELABILA NTI NEBWEBANAMUTIKA,WALIWO OBUSOBOZI BWETUYINZA OKUKOLA NAKOMAWO OBA NABAKO NEBYAKOLA EWAFE...

BANANGE, ABANTU BOMU NORTH BO BAMANYI EKYABALETA ELA BEYAMBA BULUNGI NAYE FEE BAMULIMUTYA-ABAGANDA, TULI BANKWE NAYE EKIKULU TUTYUSE MU..........

Banange Ba Uganda Mubutufu bwomanya ekyakuleta ebulaya ebisigade bisobola okwanguyila senga wekuma ebintu nga ebidula okulinya motoka zabaganda baffe ababa baterera edda. kubanga tomanya bigiriko oba olyomwo nga basilikare okubuza nganokweyogerako tosobola
Amagezi kozesa Bus oba Train. Pangisa akazigoko vvaku muganda wange bamuwa enyumba.
Batulina empapula tebalimba wowe Tebagade kulyamu mubatalina mpapula bereka bwebatyo no bwaba akulaba ngokera kumakya nogenda okola kiyitiilira , bwaraba ngokola nolwayo nga atandika okubuza nti mwe muwumulamuddi
Bulyomu yandyagade afune empapula naye bwo tandika okwagara okufunila abakyukuzi kiba kibi nyo. Batandika bwebati nakufunide omuntu ayinza okuyamba okufuna empapula ayagala kakaga bwofunawo ebiri nozimuwa tadayo binyegako okanda kumwesibako ngolwo alowozza ngeri gyana kugoba kyangunyo atandika na ebipapula byokololamu sibibyo ekivamu ngo omuduka.
Bwaba mukazi njakuwasa njagala enkumi tanno bwomuwako ebili mugeyongereyo nga afuka eggulu
Kaleno nabalina empapula mwedeko abasinga tebagala kola saawa zimala ate bwakulaba nga gwe ozikola ngatandika okunyumiza abenyumba nga bwe kwata enyo abatalina mpapula
Amagezi kwekuma ebinyumu ,entambula etelinungamu,okuganza ono noli,okweyogerako kki kyoli kugwotesiga, okwekegeranga buli kimu, obuzibu ngabugude wokola ngabwakwetabamu abasilikale rwala saba mangu ofulume wedile ekka

Well,being deported is not good as such but if he or she behaved badly definately they decerve it.We should avoid them simple.

guys thanks 4 de good advises u give to de all ugandans allover de world ,actually it is common here also in iraq ,ithink pple should know why left uganda to come for kyeyo.. God bless u all
comrades and all nkuba kyeyo

Hey brothers and sisters,greets to u all,yes this is really a very serious issue and am happy for the response it has generated,and according to what i have read posted here its good to note that we all realise that,whatsover we will one day have to go back,and its good to know that we are well informed of the problems which can arise at anytime,therefore i will add my voice to the many that,please stick to your agenda life is good and tempting outside uganda but just know that these pple here have seen it all and just dont have time to see u as an issue,they will not hestate to throw u out however much u might be thinking u r worth,which in most cases its not more than 10,000 pounds,but wait a minute,thats a heluva of big money in ug.so dear please just tighten up yo self and enjoy your sweat when u go home willingly.i pray our government wakes up and realises our potential and comes out with ways of protecting us,but meanwhile just play it safe.God bless you This e-mail address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it '> This e-mail address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it . KAMYA DAN. SWEDEN

Well,bros,sisters hi doing over there? Now, the point is we should keep our dignity and respect wherever we are.There fore,let us work as ateam to avoid deportation fellows! Otherwise, ithank everybody to participate.GOD GUARD YOU PEOPLE.RON. IRAQ.

Shiiiiiit.... i love the support going on here,just wished we could get it out here,cuz it's a concrete jungle in a dog eat dog world vivid through the "crab mentality" that happens to be the curse of the black race.
when one tries to make it to the top,he or she is brought down by their own people,but if you take a look at the other communities here overseas like the arabs,asians,south americans i mean... they doing it big,but the key word is UNITY.
the only africans i have seen displaying this behaviour here are nigerians(for various reasons like the majority being from the same tribe(ibo) speaking the same languange and blah blah) and though they are stigmatized i respect them cuz they know what the fuck they come here for and they are the only africans fearfully respected by these hypocrites.
am not saying that they don't have their issues to deal with,but as a ungandan let me say what everybody thinks but is afraid to say.. most of us ugandans we are pussy,yes i said it!
two heads will always be better than one and that's straight bible talk,did i hear an amen?lol
we all agree that overseas your countrymen are your worst enemies,if you want to make it then you have to avoid them.(Naziwa in japan knows what am talkin bout,you just lucky God never sleeps)
you can always click better with other africans and do whatever with them with out any greed or jealousy to some extent(talkin about being between a rock and a hard place) lol anyway.... there's at least less conflict of interrest than if it's with your own countrymen.you can't tell a fellow ugandan that hey what you eat don't make me shit,he or she will be like... hell yeah what you eat does me shit! now think about that for a sec.

and uhmmm if you decide to come overseas anyways, i give you three choices
1 education,and get the fucking best while you are at it
2 work,i mean some kunta kinte kinda shit,just that this time you working for your dream not some massa
3 crime,now is the time the hypocrites will start throwing stones,but hey life is about choices and i was once told... in life you can do what the fuck you want just be the best at it,that means no stupid criminals good luck

Guys!, try avoiding your distant relatives who are also on Kyeyo. Fffe bwe twatuka eno Scandinavia, nebajakko simu zabwe ate nga bbe batuwa amanyi okujja. twasula ebweru mu mpewo enaku satu before giving up netusaba bbudamu. God was on our side n all is well now. The same people bali so jealousy kubanga twafuna empapula kati they are thinking of dogo. God does not forget His people. Ffe banauganda we are so jealousy

DePortation Deportation..How to avoid deportation?? U can't avoid deportation can u??Of course not, The problem people come from home (Uganda) with their Diamond Plans , Plans That if i get, that amount of money, damn am off back home. Guess wot wen they reach , They change instantly and start living afootballer's life, like going clubs, dressing to kill and other kinda of ''putwoo'' Forgetting that they are in the country illegally.
So ma advise would be.., U came to work, Pliz try to work and live like a slave save ur money and never waste ur money in un productive stuffs. Try to limit ur Friends coz we all know Loads of ''Nuggu'' guyz who dont want people to go pass them and they can do wot ever it takes to put u down. so limit ur friends and try legalise ur status. How ? of course there are some people who can help u do that..
However if u r Nicked...Never hesitate to go back Home, seen loads of people put in detations for years ,,Man why would somebody waste his time in detation??Go Back home am pretty sure you will get loads of plan to go somewhere else
Lastlly bank Ur self On GOD, God is Able have faith in God i promise he will never let you down...God Bless you all

1.In fact this is aparental topic, to very many guys who are abroad especially the youth stage.Sorry for those without papers!!But no one is perffect,so we need to help each other as brothers and sisters abroad.Youth stage has alot of problems like group influence,abusing each other,fighting,irrespecting each other, forgetting the purpose being out,not being visional somebody,may be to some not being with home problems,thats why ever they are challanged with abroad country laws ,hence deporting.Am advising my fellow kyeyomates to disassociate them selves from bad influencial groups to visional groups to avoid deportation.NICE STAY ON JOB BYE.

Thanks to all of you Ugandans who have contributed to this very sensitive topic. i believe with the summary i have made, i have found all these so called ugandans who have contributed as a sorry bunch of people with no brains and full of hatred for their own people ugandans. what all of you fellows are lamenting about is common in every sector of the community be it white, black , asian etc , there are always bad apples. so my brothers and sisters stop this stereo typing people and mainly ugandans as bad and evil people, maybe its you the only ugandans i know who are evil, who do not see how wonderful and welcoming ugandan people are. i live in the UK and a very pround ugandan who sees my fellow ugandans as very amicalble and wonderful people. some of you why go get in problems is not entirely from the ugandan folks , white and asian people report a lot of black people if they feel there is something not right with that address. these so called NUGGU,s you guys are professing is not a new thing in any part of the society, i believe it is even worse in the White people, Nigerians , congolesse, etc ,we ugandans in the WEST have been deemed to be the most well behaved people in the west so why are, all of you good for nothing ugandans trying to put the rest of us ugandans down.
please do love your brothers , sisters and country. As for surviving deportation, a lot has been said and all has been very negative and some positive advices like hiding, no social life, avoiding Uganda( which is very silly) etc , for me , i believe there is a lot of legal and wonderful advices out there you just have to find it by interactin more with ugandans and other african people in the same dilema , if you can not normalise your stay as an assylum seeker, try to use the student avenue, if all that fails then as most contributors have said, try to make as much money as possible and try venturing at home, you will be suprised what you can do there , our country is a virgin territory, very wonderful country and anything you touch can turn to Gold.
Be blessed all of you ugandans and i mean it with all my heart ( not KIWANI),

N.B. i know are now asking why i am still here when i have just said that what you touch in uganda turns to Gold , Yup Yup , Answer to all your questions is that i am very confortable and no complaints and i use uganda my lovely county as my Base.

banange mwena abagye ebulaaya mulikyekyimu,oba wagya wasoma nnyo oba nedda.naye osanga omuntu yakagya kuno natandika okuddalira basanzewo ,naddala abo abagya nga ba student,baba baloowooza nti emyaka ena tegyigweeko.nakuddalira banne nga bwebali mubinya kale lwakyi tokyayibwe.mwegerezze abantu.

Dear fellow Ugandans, I only advise you all to save something whether small or big that can help you once deported.do this is two categories.....send some back home to the person you really trust and save the rest in your pocket and be ready for anything,,,,,,,! otherwise papers are just papers and we all know why we are in foreign countries.

God bless you all.

BANNANGE ABAPYA MUVVE KU KU JEREGA BEMUSAANZEEWO. NGABWEBATALINA KYEBALINA.NGABWEBAKOLA EMIRIMU EMIBI.. NGA EWAABWE BWEBALI ABAAVU. OLUGAMBO FROM ONE DOOR TO DOOR WHEN YOU HAVE NO PAPERS STAY BY YOUR SELF OR KEEP QUITE..OTHER WISE ABANTU BABA BAJJYA KUBEERA OFFENDED BY YOUR JELOUSY BEHAVIOUR AND REPOR TO IMMIGRATION.

For someone to survive deportation;1. KEEP A LOW PROFILE 2.SAVE UP FOR WHEN THAT DREADFUL DAY WILL ARRIVE. 3.TRY GETTING CONQUESTS IN TERMS OF RELATIONSHIPS WITH ALREADY ESTABLISHED CITIZENS ieWASSA MUNANAGE OKUFUMBIRA KUYAMBA KUBANGA OMWAMI OBA OMUKYALA ASOBOLA OKUJAYO E UG IF THE WORST HAPPENS. 4.KEEP TO UR WORD AND BE HONEST IF U NEED ADVICE SPEAK TO FELLOW UGANDANS MOST PPLE WHO HAVE PAPERS LIKE HELPING OTHERS BUT FIND ALOT OF PPLE DISHONEST.5. STICK TO THE PLAN AND PREVIOUS STORIES TOLD.6. READ ABOUT THE HUMAN RIGHTS U GOT AND PREPARE TO USE THEM .7 TELL TRUSTED FRIENDS WHAT TO DO INCASE THE WORST HAPPENS BAKU NONYEZE LAWYER AS QUICK AS POSSIBLE ATALI WA BWERERE.

Abaludde wano tugezaako okuyamba banaffe abaakajja. Naye abamu olubayamba tebafa ku byankya. Olutereeramu, nga balowooza nti batuuse, nga bamyansa tebaagala kumanya!!!. Ate tebakoma awo, nebalyooka banyumya buli kebaalaba mu makaago!! Kati on'ofuna otya amaanyi okuddamu okuyamba? Bonna abayambiddwa si bwebeyisa, naye 70% bwebakola. Kale ggwe Simon M, feb 24, oba tofunanga ' serwajja okwoota...', abalala abekunkumula banaUganda balina kwe bakijja. Ate tebagambye nti buli munaUganda mubi, naye abamu balina empisa embi.
Amagezi agaweereddwa malungi, keep a low profile, akwata empola atuuka wala!!!

I contacted Prof Paul Ciclitara of the ABD http://www.frogmix.com/search/ABD a couple of months ago regarding the incorrect status assigned both Holford and Wells on the Association of Broadcasting Doctors list of experts for media contacts.
Had no response, and so far no reply from the ABD.
I don’t know if this lack of responsiveness is typical of that afforded expectant journalists, or not.

banauganda abasajja abalina empapula mulekele awo okuwassa banamwe ku bwerere nga mubasuubiiza empapula nemu bakuula kubweelele,i got this experince twice until i got one english guy who helped me in less than a month.
abakazi mweale nyo abasajja banau!!!!!they will use you!!!!!!!

I do advise my fellows to trust in God everything will be easier and posible.what matters most in life is not what u get but what u can save. take care ba yuda tuyita nabo mu Danmark kiika.

The best tip I can give anybody is okuwogana nobulamu bwobwona kasita bakusa kunyonyi, e Uganda omusana gwokya banange. Don't think its easy, njakuyiya, its hard. Don't ever give up your fight. Fight not like your life depends on it, because your life depends on it.

Nebaza nyo bana Uganda abalumililwa banamwe, Naye kati nange njagala kujja UK naye nsolobola ntya okufuna epipapula nga ntusse eyo? Mwebale nyo

Banange mwena mbalamusiza nyo. mwebale kulumirwa banamwe. Naye nebuza dala lwaki dala bana Uganda bakozesa obukodyo obwakozesebwanga Obote okuta abatalina musango. Kubanga gwolowoza okuba muno aba simuno. Otekwa okusoka okwetegereza oyo gwoyogera naye bwaba ayogera obwokusa okimanya nomwewala mpola mubuntu bulamu. Newunya bana Uganda okuba nti balina endowoza ezitali zimu. Abamu abawandisi wagulu babuyita bugya naye so sikyo wabula busi. Omuntu nabwakubila esimu yogera ngawekanya kyayogera kubanga olufuma osanga abakulinze ngabanyivu ate nga so sigwe wayogede wabula muno. Nolwekyo osobola nokufa omutima. Banange okutambula kulaba okuda kunyumya. Mukifo okuyambagana batandika kulaba nga bwebakusula. Bwewabawo abatafuta batafuta bibi byerere, wama obulamu nebubula. Banange mwena mwagalane kubanga tulina esanyu okubera abalamu mubisera bino ebibi ebirimu enjala, obwavu, okuwubala, okukowa enyo, okulumwa obujiji, enyonta, okubulwa emirembe mumutima, nebilala bingi nyo wabula omuntu tayinza mumanya dala ki kyalumwa. Tulina okusaba Katonda wafe kubanga wadde nga tubonabona yona munsi gyetuli kino kyekintu ekikulu eri obulamu bwomuntu. Katonda wafe gyali era amanyi ebituluma ngatetunasaba era atuyamba. Ekinewunyisa kwekulaba abantu abamu mu Uganda bwebategera nti ova bweru baba bagala odeyo wade oba oyagala okubelako mu Uganda ekisera ekineneko. Bagamba nti lwaki obera wano okubonobona? dayo. So tebamanyi nti tuba tukoye nyo olumu tuba nabalwadde wadde nga tetukilaga. Banange okubela ebweru semere, kintu kizibu nyo naye abasinga balowoza nti tuli bulungi. Tulinganga enkoko yo mutamivu. Mirembe

be calm,towakula ntalo,not all ugandans r bad unless u crush somewhere.Saba mukama akuume,gwe fuuka omusilu naye nga kyogoba okimanyi...

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT TO EVERYONE THAT DRINKS ALCHOL. IF YOU DRINK AND DRIVE THERE IS ABIG CHANCE THAT YOU CAN GET HOME. BUT IF YOU DRINK AND SLEEP AROUND THERE IS AVERY SMALL CHANCE OF PRACTICING UNPROTECTED SEX WHERE BY YOU WILL CONTRACT HIV. IN THIS CASE YOU WONT BE DEPORTED BUT YOU WILL BE SO SORRY! YOU RATHER BE DEPORTED THAN THAT A SILLY MISTAKE. MEN KEEP YOUR BOYS IN YOUR PANTS WOMEN YOUR GIRLS WHERE THEY BELONG. WHY DO MOST DRINKERS RESORT TO HUNTING FOR NEW FACES? HOW MANY NEW FACES DO YOU WANNA SEE BEFORED YOU END YOUR LIFE? AND SO MANY OTHER INNOCENT PEOPLE? THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT. IF YOU ARE ALREADY SICK IN APROCESS ALL I CAN SAY TO YOU IS SORRY BUT I CANT STOP THE WORST FROM HAPPENING BUT IF YOU GET SOME PROFFETIONAL HELP YOU CAN LIVE LONGER. IF YOU ARE NOT SICK YOU CAN AVOID ALL THIS. I HAVE LOST SO MANY THATS WHY I CAN SPARE I MINUTE TO TALK TO YOU. THANKS FOR YOUR TIME AND TAKE CARE . BYE

IN GOD WE TRUST DONT FORGET THAT. PRACTICE MORE LOVE THAN HATE. AND LET GOD DO THE REST... MOST IMPORTANTLY THOSE OF YOU THAT PRACTICE VOODOO OR BAD HERBS ON MY PEOPLE THINK TWICE...BYE

In case they put on plane to entebbe, scream on top of your voice, scare them of, they will be forced to not to deport you, and will take of the plane The best tip I can give anybody is okuwogana nobulamu bwobwona kasita bakusa kunyonyi, e Uganda omusana gwokya banange. Don't think its easy, njakuyiya, its hard. Don't ever give up your fight. Fight not like your life depends on it, because your life depends on it.

banange muwase oba mufmbirwe muterezze kupipala muve mu kubera underground!! whatever it takes owewuwo kyatategedde emyka tejirwa ntesa butesa

ekyeyo kiba kyeyo era manya ekiba kyatwala ku kyeyo. wewale emikwano nga oli kukyeyo kuba bwebatika buli omu bamutika lulwe. TWEMANYIZE OKUTELEKA KU SENTE ERA TUGEZEKO OKUTEREZA DOCUMENTS EZITUKIRIZA OKUFUNA OBUTUUZE.ebyo bwobikola ojja kuba ekyeyo namutima ate na law

banange ndikukyeyo nnaye ebyedabye bingi omuntu oine kumanya ekyakureta bagobye abantu bangi kusonga tonnonyo anti ngaberabide embera jebavamu uganda nze ssaba gwe bera ngomusuru kubanga obomanyi ekyakureta easy guys /moms

Ab'emikwano,
Wewawo kino sikyenandyagadde kituuke ku muntu yenna, anti buli omu wali anoonya kuba bulungi ate era ojja kwesanga nga okubera kwo eyo jooli yonna kubeezawo abantu abawera e Uganda nawe mungeri jotategera.

Kituufu ddala nti Gavumenti yaffe teffayo naye amawulire amalungi gali nti Ekitongole mwenkolera ekya Refugee Law Project kiyamba abantu singa obuzibu nga buno buba bukutuse ko. Obuyambi buno buba bwa bwerere so si bwakusasulirwa okujako nga wabaddewo embera yonna eyetagisa omuntu okuba nga yetagisa ekintu ekiyamba ye nga omuntu okugeza nga ebaluwa y'omusawo ekakasa embera y'obulamu bwo, nebirara.
Eyetaaga ebisingawo, genda ku muko www.refugeelawproject.org

Bangi bayambidwa okuyita mu ntekateka eno naye nga nakyo kisinzira ku nsonga ki eyakuvirako obuzibu bunno. Wali mu nsobi oba nedda? Owomukwano, anti ebeera kooti; Okusinga n'okusingibwa.

Kyamagezi nyo bwoba obuzibu buno bukutuseko, okutegeeza omuntu yenna ayinza okututusaako amawulire mu bwangu ddala, wasobole okubawo munamateeka akulindirira kukisawe okwewala obuntuntu obuyinza okubawo nga okutulugunyizibwa mu budukulu, anti tewabaawo akuwondera ku ssawa eyo.

Nsubira kino kinaaba kyamugaso. Eyetaaga ebisingawo genda ku http://www.refugeelawproject.org

Mweraba

amazing stuff thanx my God, i thought you were going to chip in with some decisive insght at the end there, ed hardy jeansnot leave it with ‘we leave it to you to decide.

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