A businessman met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend
the night
with her for $500. They did their thing, and, before
he left, he
told her that he did not have any cash with him, but
he would have
his secretary write a cheque and mail it to her,
calling the
payment "RENT FOR APARTMENT."
On the way to the office, he regretted what he had
done, realizing
that the whole event had not been worth the price. So
he had his
secretary send a cheque for $250 and enclose the
following typed
note:
"Dear Madam:
Enclosed find a cheque for $250 for rent of your
apartment. I am
not sending the amount agreed upon, because when I
rented the
place, I was under the impression that:
#1 - it had never been occupied;
#2 - there was plenty of heat; and
#3 - it was small enough to make me feel cosy and at
home.
However, I found out that:
#1 - it had been previously occupied,
#2 - there wasn't any heat, and
#3 - it was entirely too large."
Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately
returned the cheque
for $250 with the following note:
" Dear Sir:
#1 - I cannot understand how you could expect a
beautiful apartment
to remain unoccupied indefinitely.
#2 - As for the heat, there is plenty of it, if you
know how to
turn it on.
#3 - Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed of
regular size,
but if you don't have enough furniture to fill it,
please do not
blame the management.
So, Please send the rent in full or we will be forced
to contact
your present landlady.
Mbu bwokadamu okasobya
