Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker function and begins

to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.



MAN: 'Hello'



WOMAN: 'Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?'



MAN: 'Yes'



WOMAN: 'I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only R1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?'



MAN: 'Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.'



WOMAN: 'I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2007

models. I saw one I really liked.'



MAN: 'How much?'



WOMAN: 'R390,000'



MAN: 'OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.'



WOMAN: 'Great! Oh, and one more thing...the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking







R2,950,000' for it.



MAN: 'Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of R2,800,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra R150,000 if it's really a pretty good price.'



WOMAN: 'OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!'



MAN: 'Bye! I love you, too.'



The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape.



He turns and asks: 'Anyone know who this phone belongs to?'

Oyo omusajja kilabika bali bamuyita KAJJUBI.Kubanga engeli gyodda ku ssimu etali yiyo ate nojubisa buli kyebakugamba.Mhhhhh ne nanyini mukyala no yakigwako,naye kabulengana obulagajjavu kabamuyigilize ensi.

Omukazi naye alimba yayitiriza okusabiriza enyoo gy'oli nti byonna anabifuna mu lunaku lumu!Ye yali teyebuuza nti banange leero omwami abadde ki nga byonna abikkirizza?

Era oyo kapo eyakwata essimu ye yamusobola!nkubamu akafananyi nga batuuse ewaka nga gal agamba guy mbu thanx nti oba nga ssente tezaabaddeko oba anything like that.Nga ye guy awoza oli ku biki sinaba kugamba kugula kintu kyonna!awo nga lubaze!!!!

kyoka banange oyo ye omusajja yabaakyi amala galeka essimu buli wasanze? ye oyo omukyala tasobola kwawula ddoboozi lya bbaawe na stranger?

Lwaki teyamulinda kudda ka. Ebintu nga ebyo babimalira kusimu? Money matters require lengthy discussions. not spur of the moment purchasing decisions. Oyo teyali mukyala ewaka, yali mukuzi.

Omusekuzo gukozese bulungi mu kinu


BAANA bange abalenzi njagala muyige okukozesa omusekuzo gwammwe okumatiza bakazi oba abaagalwa bammwe.

Bino bye muwoza nti ogwange omusekuzo mutono, mumpi, munene tegusobola kumatiza mukazi bikyamu, enkozesa y’omusekuzo gwo gy’oba ofaako.

Ate njagala mukimanye nti amaanyi g’ekisajja gapimirwa ku kusobola kutuusa mwagalawa wo ku ntikko y’omukwano so ssi mirundi emeka gye munyumya akaboozi. Mbawulira eyo nga mugamba nti kang’ende munywere viagra, emmwaanyi oba omulondo , byonna ne bw’onoobikozesa nga tomanyi kukozesa musekuzo gwo tekijja kukuyamba.

Ye mukimanyi nti obwagazi bw’omukazi buli kumpi nnyo? Olaba okozesa bukozesa lugalo n’amala. Bannaffe abakozesa akacabali wano we basingira bangi mu kumatiza abakazi mu buliri. N’olwekyo mukomye okwekooya nga mufa ku mirundi emeka gye musobola naye mufe ku kumatiza bannammwe.