An airplane was aboout to crash; there

were 5 passengers on board but only 4

parachutes.



The first passenger said, "I'm

Zinedine Zidane, the world's number 1 footballer.

FIFA needs me, I can't afford to

die." So he took the first pack and left the plane.



The second passenger, Hillary Clinton,

said, "I am the wife of the former President

of the United States , I am the most

ambitious woman in the world. I am also New

York Senator and a potential future

President." She just took the 2nd parachute

and jumped out of the plane.



The third passenger, Robert Mugabe,

said, "I'm President of Zimbabwe and I have

13 million helpless people who always

look to me for guidance. Above all I'm the

cleverest President in African history,

and Africa 's people won't let me die". So he

put on a pack next to him and jumped

out of the plane.



The fourth passenger, Nelson Mandela,

says to the fifth passenger, a 10yr old

Chinese school boy, "I'm old

and have lived a fruitful life, God will decide my

fate,

so I'll let you have the last

parachute".



The boy said, "It's OK,

there's a parachute left for you. Africa 's

cleverest President

(Robert Mugabe) has taken my

schoolbag".



kyali kikaa! haha mulowooza ani yakafiiramu?

Kyokka Prettyd togwayo nsese nabandi okumpi nebalowoza nti ndikko ekikyamu.

Wanno eyakafilamu tetwetagga nakutakula nyoo mitwe kuba just imagine jumping out with a school bag.But u never know since he claimed to be the cleverest he might have used the bag in a clever way mmmhhhhh .Everything is possible mbu tewali kitasoboka.

hahahahaaaa..... haven't laughed like this in a while

Hi hi he he he he Mugabe while airborne could have called his body guards to have a tarpauline arranged for his soft landing. He he era bwobera omubi!

FIKEMA yonna gyoli webale kusaba nabalala mwenna abazilundilanga mukaffo kanno.Kako kakomyewo kuluguddo mugende mutandikire wemwakoma lol

LITTLE Flowers ‘mu bumuli’ kye kimu ku bifo ebisanyukirwamu ebyayatiikirira ennyo mu myaka gya 1980 ne 90.
Kimaze wakati w’emyaka esatu n’ena nga kiggale kyokka kati kizzeemu okuweereza abadigize era wiiki ewedde abavubuka b’ekibiina kya ‘Good Life’ Weasle ne Moze Radio be baakubidde emiziki.

Gano ge gaali amaka ga Afrigo band we baakubiranga endongo eyasuzanga abantu mu ngatto.

Ekifo kino kisangibwa ku Bombo Road kumpi ne Bat Valley Theatre. Wabula ekiseera kyatuuka ettutumu ly’ekifo kino ne liggwaawo ne kiggalawo.

Kigambibwa nti wabaddewo n’abagagga ab’enjawulo abakikaayanira. Bino byonna byaweddewo. Ekifo kyafunye abakiddukanya abapya era kyagguddewo mu July w’omwaka guno.

Emiziki gikuba okuva ku Mmande okutuuka ku Ssande. Kuliko bbaala ez’omulembe bbiri era zikola okuva ku makya ne zizibya n’okukeesa obudde.

Bataddemu obufo obwekusifu abaagalana we bayinza okutuula ne beesala obusala n’okulya amapenzi nga tewali abalemesa.

Omuvubuka Jim Kato eyasangiddwa ng’afubutuka mu bufo buno obwekusifu yagambye nti, “ehh... laavu bw’etulinnya twesogga mpuku okwemala eggoga.”
Okwogera bino yabadde alina omuwala amukulembedde nga kirabika baabadde bava kweriira kaasi!

Munange JJ nawe webale kututelamu ssala kuba buli yenna gyali eyazilundiirako mu KAMULI tayinza kelabila.Banange nga twakyakyankya wansi w'omwezi ebiseera ebyo.Anti nga bumala kuziba netusaamu engato nga okuzijaamu nkeraTwanyenya ebiwato okubula okubileeka mu ddiro.Anti bagamba kyewalyanga bwolaba enaku nga osuula eri,Kuba kati emyaka gigenze era singa nali motooka singa kati banatera nakuntemaamu sigiiri.Anti omugongo tegukyakyuka,ndi mu pension ya yabakyakaze .Naye kyasanyu nnyo okuwuliira nti obufo nga obwo bukomyewo ku kalenda ye biffo ebisanyukilwamu mu kampala
AKAMULI KABEWOOOOOOOO