An American, a Japanese, and a Ugandan were sitting naked in the sauna.



Suddenly there is a beeping sound. The American presses his forearm and the beeping stops. The others look at him questioningly. "That's my pager," he says.



"I have a microchip under the skin of my arm."



A few minutes later a phone rings. The Japanese lifts his palm to his ear. When he finishes he explains, "That's my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand."



The Ugandan feeling decidedly low-tech but not to be outdone, decided he had to do something just as impressive. He steps out of the sauna and goes to the toilet. He returns with a piece of toilet paper hanging from his butt. The others raised their eyebrows and said, "Wow! What's that?" "I'm receiving a Fax," he explains

Bwebava awo mbu tetumanyi kuyiya!!!!Mwana mugimi asibuka kungozzi,mwana muyiya asibuka mu Uganda.

hahaha kyokka maama! mbu baali beraga touch naye nange munnaUganda mukooneddemu!yabafunako marks!

bali abalala bonna baakozesa almost kantu kamu ka ku beepinga n'okuringinga naye ye yali different!muwadde 100%.

Hehehehehehehe prettyd oyo omukyala nga yesiimye.Anti ebya bu Bill bwa'amasanyaalaze n'obwa Line ze

essiimu tabutunulaamu kuba fax ye yamulembe nnyo

fikema wrote:

QUOTE:
Hehehehehehehe prettyd oyo omukyala nga yesiimye.Anti ebya bu Bill bwa'amasanyaalaze n'obwa Line ze

essiimu tabutunulaamu kuba fax ye yamulembe nnyo:laugh:

Fikema nga wesimye,gwe kompyuta yo yakulaze nti omuyiya yali mukyala...nze eyange yanimbye mbu bali baami mmhhhhh ne tekinology atandise okusiba ebiwani

After digging to a depth of 100 metres last year, Russian scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 1000 years, and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network one thousand years ago.



So, not to be outdone, in the weeks that followed, American scientists dug 200 metres and headlines in the US papers read:



"US scientists have found traces of 2000 year old optical fibres, and have concluded that their ancestors already had advanced high-tech digital telephone 1000 years earlier than the Russians."



One week later, the Ugandan newspapers reported the following:



"After digging as deep as 500 metres, Ugandan scientists have found absolutely nothing. They have concluded that 5000 years ago, their ancestors were already using wireless technology.