Our next-door neighbour Mr. Gumbi had an argument with his wife who got too angry, packed her bags and went to her parent's home.
Unfortunately, her parent's home was on the same street so she had to pass by the house that she used to share with her husband everyday, be it going to work or going to the shops.
Days and weeks passed, still Mrs Gumbi did not go back to her house, Gumbi realised that his wife was not coming back, he decided to do something about the situation.
Mr. Gumbi went to the lingerie stores and bought five XXX-large panties indifferent colours.
Mr. Gumbi's wife was passing by, on her way to work as usual only to see a pair of red XXXL panties hanging from the washing line…...she ignored them.
The following day there was a pink panty hanging......she ignored them but started fuming and wondering what was going on.
The next day there was a blue panty hanging…....she ignored them but continued fuming and becoming angry with her husband who did not make an effort to resolve their differences.
On the fourth day, Gumbi was confronted by his fuming wife who said; You know what Gumbi, I am not going to be kicked out of my house by a fat woman, I am back.
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