A SAD STORY: A little boy was so jealous of his new born brother that

he

put poison on the nipple of his mom while she was asleep. Now comes the

sad

part - the next day their driver died.

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Farmer ordered a Milking Machine. Tried it on his penis & had a

wonderful

orgasm, but could not remove it. So he read the manual & faints. It

said,

"AUTO RELEASE AFTER 2 GALLONS".

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A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed

about

a blow job. 99.9% said'" The 10 minutes silence."



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What is a kiss? Kiss is an enquiry in the first floor, about vacancy

in

the Ground Floor.

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Why do women love gold more than man? Because Gold has 24 Carrots

while

man has only one Carrot.

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Prostitute to man : "Hi, man, want to have sex?

Man to prostitute : "Ok. Only if you do it like my wife does."

Prostitute : "I can do it in any way. So how does she do it?

Man : "She does it for free."

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Sexual Thoughts for Today:

It's not the length, it's not the size, nor is it how many times you

can

make it rise! It's not how well it fits but how often you can make it

spit!!!!



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A Sardar gives 36 roses to his girlfriend, who thrilled, undresses,

lies

down, spreads her legs & says : "This is for the roses"

Sardar : "Why, Can't you find a vase?"

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Wife to Dr. : An ant entered my vagina. Please help and take it out.

Doctor removes her panty and starts making love to her.

Wife (angrily) : What are you doing?

Dr. : This is the only way. I will drown the bastard.



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