kampala doctor dies after infecting of 782 women with HIV/AIDS
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Mums in Group Therapy

A psychologist was conducting a group therapy session with four young
mothers and their small children.
"You all have obsessions" he observed. To the first mother, Mary, he
said "You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter
Candy."
He turned to the second mom, Ann: "Your obsession is with money. Again
it manifests in your child's name, Penny."
He turned to the third mom, Kathy: Your obsession is alcohol. This too
shows itself in your child's name, Brandy."
At this point the fourth mother, Joyce, quietly got up, took her little
boy by the hand & whispered: "Come on Dick, this guy has no idea what
he's talking about. Lets pick Willy up from school and go home."

Wow,Vubbe that above was so hillarious.Maama Dick yalaba nga tabisobole haha nebwemba nze nange silinda nkwatamu obwanguwa nenetololamu lol.

OLD people have problems that you haven't even considered yet!

An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam.

The doctor gave him a jar and said, 'Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.'

The next day the 85-year-old reappeared at the doctor's clinic and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.

The doctor asked what happened and he explained,

'Well, doctor, it's like this--first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing.
'Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing.
'We even called up the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing.'

The doctor was shocked! 'You asked your neighbour?' yes he replied,

'You see, none of us could get the jar open.'

Recently this past week, Nicole Dishuk (age 31...newly graduated student
with a doctoral degree about to start her new career as a Doctor...) was
flown into a nearby hospital, because she passed out.
They found a blood clot in her neck, and immediately took her by
helicopter to the ER to operate. By the time they removed the right half
of her skull to relieve the pressure on her brain; the clot had spread
to her brain causing severe damage.

Since last Wednesday night, she was battling. They induced her into a
coma to stop the blood flow, they operated 3 times... Finally, they said
there was nothing left that they could do... They found multiple clots
in the left side of her brain... The swelling wouldn't stop, and she was
on life support.

She died at 4:30 yesterday. She leaves behind a husband and a 2 yr
old Brandon and a 4 yr old Justin... The CAUSE of DEATH - they found was
a birth control she was taking that allows you to only have your period
3 times a year...

They said it interrupts life's menstrual cycle, and although it is FDA
approved... shouldn't be - So to the women in here- I ask
you to boycott this product & deal with your period once a month - so
you can live the rest of the months that your life has in store for you.
Remember, you have a CYCLE for a reason!


The name of this new birth control pill is Lybrel. If you go to
www.lybrel.com <www.lybrel.com/> , you will find at least
26 pages of in

He went to the doctor,

80 year old man: My 28 yr old wife is pregnant..ur
opinion Doctor.

Doctor: Let me tell u a story.A hunter in a hurry graps an umbrella instead of a gun. He moves in a jungle,sees a lion, lifts the umbrella,and pulls the handle and BANG!!..the lion drops dead!

Old man: thats impossible,someone else must of have shot the lion.

Doctor:MY POINT EXACTLY.........