"Don't laugh!" said the patient, Eddie.

"Of course I won't laugh," the doctor said. "I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient."

"Okay then," Ed said, and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest 'hoo-ha' the doctor had ever seen. It could not have been bigger than the size of an AAA battery.

Unable to control himself, the doctor started giggling, and then fell laughing to the floor.

Ten minutes later, he was able to struggle to his feet and regain his composure. "I'm so sorry," said the doctor. "I really am. I do not know what came over me. On my honor as a doctor and a gentleman, I promise it will not happen again. Now what seems to be the problem?"

"It's swollen," Eddy replied...

naye--jj----kikaaaaaaaa

Cudnt clearly get the moral out of this cartoon but the laugh was just like food for the soul after reading the headline above it..and it goes...

Temwekomako mu kisiibo mwokka

Buckingham Palace Guards Bounce Goodlyfe Duo

Snoops from UK have intimated to us that the local Goodlyfe duo of Weasel and Radio, who have been on a tour in the UK tried to beat the line at the Buckingham Palace trying to forge their way in for a tour of the Queen's palace, but were asked to go back into the line by the Royal Guards.

Mistakenly thinking that they were in Uganda, they arrogantly told the guards that they were Weasel and Radio the guards only laughed and politely ordered them to go back into the line. The embarrassed duo gave up the whole idea and headed back to bell groove where they have been staying since.

Always longed for a quick visit to the white house...alas here is a hidden tip and it wasnt for fame no no no...just follow in their footsteps and viola the doors of the white house will fly open for you before u know it...of course not as an inhabitant but a visitor.Good luck!!!

Mwangi gets married, and on his wedding night calls his father to get some tips on what to do since he had never been with a woman before.

"So what do I do first?" His father: "Take her clothes off and lay her on the bed" 5 minutes later Mwangi is on the phone again.

"She's naked and in bed what do I do now?" His father can't believe what he is hearing, "Take your damn clothes off and get into bed with her."

After another 5 minutes Mwangi is on the phone again. “Dad, I'm naked and in bed with her, what do I do now?" His father's patience is now running out so he says, “Shit son, do I have to spell everything out to you? Just put the hardest thing on your body where she pees. Good night!!!!

“Just when his father starts snoring, his son is on the phone again. "OK Dad, I have my head in the toilet bowl what do I do now?" "Drown yourself, you bloody idiot!" “Tumbavu”......