A Mukiga man was riding on a boda-boda being piloted by a Muganda man.
Along the way, the Mukiga man was not feeling very stable (firm on the
bike). So he tells the pilot, "Iwe mwana, yemerera mpame!!" (This in
Rukiga means "you my friend, stop and I sit firmly" while in Luganda it
means, "stop so I can poo!!!")



The pilot chose to ignore his passenger! After a while, the Mukiga man
realizing that the pilot had not understood his request, he fidgets a
bit and eventually feels firm and comfortable on the bike. However, this
time he decides to try out the pilot's language so they can understand
each other.



So in his broken Luganda, the Mukiga man says, "Kati mpamye!!" which in
Rukiga means, "I have become firm!!" but in Luganda it means, "I have
now done poo!!!" The boda-boda pilot abandoned his bike and fled in
disarray!!!!!!

PRESBYTERIAN: When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER

ASTRONOMER: When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER
0A
DESPERATION:
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES: When you rearrange the letters: THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH: When you rearrange the letters: HE BUGS GORE
THE MORSE COD E: When you rearrange the letters: HERE COME DOTS
DORMITORY: When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROOM
SLOT MACHINES:WhenIou rearrange the letters: CASH LOST IN ME
ANIMOSITY:When you rearrange the letters:isNO AMITY
ELECTION RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters: LIES - LET'S RECOUNT
SNOOZE ALARMS: When you rearrange the letters: ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S
A DECIMAL POINT: When you rearrange the letters:
I'M A DOT IN PLACE
=0 A
THE EARTHQUAKES: When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE
ELEVEN PLUS TWO: When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE
AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:
MOTHER-IN-LAW:
When you rearrange the letters: WOMAN HITLER
Bet your friends haven't seen this one!!!

A Polish Man moved to the USA and married an American girl.
Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well
until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could
arrange a divorce for him.


The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the
circumstances, and asked him the following questions:


lawyer : Have you any grounds?



Polish Man : Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.


lawyer : No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?



Polish Man : It made of concrete.

lawyer : I don't think you understand: Does either of you have a real
grudge?


Polish Man : No, we have carport, and not need one.


lawyer : I mean What are your relations like?



Polish Man : All my relations still in Poland .


lawyer : Is there any infidelity in your marriage?



Polish Man : We have hi:fidelity stereo and good DVD player.

lawyer : Does your wife beat you up?



Polish Man : No, I always up before her.

lawyer : Is your wife a nagger?



Polish Man : No, she white.

lawyer : Why do you want this divorce?



Polish Man : She going to kill me.


lawyer : What makes you think that?



Polish Man : I got proof.



lawyer : What kind of proof?



Polish Man : She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and
put on shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it say: "Polish Remover"

This is much common to us who are living in non English speakingcountries.
We normaly think that we are speaking english ..