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TOPIC: Rukara's Application Letter!
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Rukara's Application Letter! 3 Years, 11 Months ago
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Have a look at this letter applying for the job....
This is a true extract of an application sent to the Manager of a Company looking for Security Guards.
Dea sir,
Iam aply to my job of security guard to you boss in you company of Clearing and forward. Iam complete to form 3 examination certificat
in 2002. My school certificat is very good. I can come to see it for you. iam 27 ears to be born of age and no mallied and no children.
My father is dead long time and my mother maried in Tingiting Congo country 10 years, since iam in primary school not see she so nobody known to help me. My certificat is sitting home for it self, but passes in mathematics, geography, Science and all subject but fail
English because of teacher teaching me is jelos of myself. Iam wearing good cloth than to them. but can speak English free.
I here you company want security guards and I tell you I want job. Am one of that job experience for 2 years I shoot thief dead this
temporari job. I want to employ in you company because I can shot gun AK47 I leaned from Rocodifence.
Please consider me application careful and telephone me any time because I have celphone. number 03302150 Iam red interview for you.
Iam very kind.
And remember that English is not our mother land!!!
Thank you very much.
Yours sincere
Rukara Heremenegiridi.
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Meli
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Re:Rukara's Application Letter! 3 Years, 10 Months ago
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I recommend that you join ASKARI GUARDS while you are at it lengthen your nose a wee bit and we'll get you a ticket to IRAQ. Please note your syllables must have more Rs than Ls.
Good luck
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Re:Rukara's Application Letter! 3 Years, 10 Months ago
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Kyokka Meli taggwaayo! Naye Rukara munnaffe lwaki teyabako gwasaba amanyi ku byokuwandiika application letters namuyamba? Mpozi nga baali bamwegayiriza, kko yye omusajja afa masajja, nja kubyewandikiira. Okuzalibwa lumu nokufa lumu. LOL.
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Re:Rukara's Application Letter! 3 Years, 10 Months ago
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That's funny Astartois.
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Meli
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Ayiisa Kuba Mwagale
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Re:Rukara's Application Letter! 3 Years, 8 Months ago
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I remember a girl who filled out an application form for a job. Names, address, age, job applied for etc. Then came "sex", where she should have filled "female". Instead she wrote: "six times a week".
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xaza
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Re:Rukara's Application Letter! 3 Years, 8 Months ago
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Kyokka bannange!! Kati nno olwa Sunday lwataliza? Oba agamba lunaku lumu omuli envunula bibya?
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