Three pastors were discussing. One said his problem was stealing, he
could not stop stealing from the church's money and if his church
members found out, it would be disastrous. The second pastor said his
own problem was adultery, he had slept with almost every woman in the
church both married and unmarried. His church members must not find out.
The third pastor said his problem was that he could not do without
gossiping, and everybody must know what he had just found out. He then
excused himself and immediately the other two pastors fainted.


This is what stress does. Take things easy and relax as much as you can.
It is not all about work, work, and work!



Now go back to work!!


Three guys were gisting at a beer parlour.
( Malwa oba mwengemunda )


The first guy said, "When my wife was pregnant she was reading a book: A
Tale of Two Cities and she gave birth to twins."



The second said his wife was reading The Three Musketeers and she gave
birth to triplets. The third guy dropped his beer bottle and started
running home. The other two followed him. When they got to his house
they saw him burning a book and they asked why.



He said, "My wife was reading Ali Baba and the Forty Thieves and she is
pregnant......not in this house ......it cannot happen!!"