Women will understand this!
Men should memorize it!

Every woman knows that there are days when all a man has to do is open
his mouth and he takes his life in his hands! This is a handy guide that
should be carried like a driver's license in the wallet of every
husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other!



What's for
dinner?


Can I help you
with dinner?


Where would you like
to go for dinner?


Here, have some wine.


Are you
wearing that?


You sure
look good in brown!


WOW! Look at you!


Here, have some wine


What are you
so worked up about?


Could we be
overreacting?


Here's my paycheck.


Here, have some wine.


Should you be
eating that?


You know, there are
a lot of apples left.


Can I get you a piece
of chocolate with that?


Here, have some wine.


What did you
DO all day?


I hope you didn't
over-do it today.


I've always loved you
in that robe!


Here, have some wine.